Here is some stuff I looked at through my phone...
A young women wrote me to ask me what constituted flirting and I told her everything I knew in about 4 minutes. Full video on YouTube.com/mikefalzone
Link in my bio. Use my first name as a discount code. See if it works. @thecomedystore
This is my fren @starline. I was on her podcast, which is called @westayedlate. Star is a badass and she is strong enough to hold up this massive phone. #photosoffrens
Here's where I'm at right now. I'm 32 and I love living in L.A. I talk so much shit about it here because it's so easy and fun, but I truly love it. I feel honored to live here. There's so much shitty, sketchy stuff that happens here - but if you've got a couple friends and you know some good people, and you leave a bunch- you'll be fine, probably. I was on a really cool podcast called "we stayed late" created by a few of my favorite ex @sourcefedofficial employees. They asked me what I thought my high school self would say about me now. I think he'd be really happy. He wouldn't believe I get to do standup here. Standup was always too cool and way too smart for me. Standup sat way above what I ever thought I could do, music was the version of that I could pull off. It's an honor to try to be good at standup comedy, here. When I was a leel boy in Connecticut I would tell you that my favorite types of nights were the ines where it was like 78 degrees outside, everyone's at some 'fair' or 'bazaar'- yelling, having fun...kinda being a mess overall...that's every night here. It's gonna be a fun summer.
This is my fren @miapinchoff. She looks like me if someone put me through that new app that makes you a lady. #photosoffrens
Cute boi tank drum Swag #photosoffrens
Here's my fren @stevezaragoza talking about a Hen's beak. #photosoffrens
I call this photo "Elliott is juuuust fine." #photosoffrens