Here is some stuff I looked at through my phone...
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So many cool things to take pictures with in the #Instagram lounge. @vidcon 📼@iandokie
Just got here and this is the first person I bumped into. Told him I just had surgery. He seemed pretty impressed. So.
Best one so far.
YOUR BOI IS TOTALLY OUT OF KIDNEY STONES AND READY TO TEAR SHIT UP BACK IN LA! So many awesome shows at the end of June and July! @vidcon @laughfactoryhw @allmysinglefriends @the_league_of_comedy @friendsandfriendsshow @cityofconcord
Needed to have one more emergency surgery this morning but now it’s over and I feel amazing. I’m so incredibly grateful for all the help and care I was given at home. I am incredibly lucky. Count your blessings daily. I love you all. See you at @VidCon. Thank you Mom and Dad. Thank you @zoj.
Here’s some of the best animated standup clips from this past year. Thank you to @tombosko for all of your hard work. Watch more BEST OF #mikeinthemorning on @youtube all week long.
The very best of best of Bad Furniture. Uploading the best of #mikeinthemorning all week on YouTube.com/mikefalzone
So grateful to my hometown for coming out and selling out the beautiful @ftsgallery gallery tonight. @Deandelray came all the way from NYC to be hilarious. At the end of the night I gave him my favorite train. It was hard to part with but it’s also like, what am I gonna do with it ya know?
My only real goal as a comedian is to be popular enough to get invited to @wwe events. That’s the only thing on the list right now. That, and a glossy headshot in a diner somewhere.