Here is some stuff I looked at through my phone...
Kids who take the whole bowl of candy on #Halloween: opportunist or assholes?
Restaurants are no longer allowed to put out bowls of water for your dog. Did you know that? Do you know why? 💦 🐶🍽
Corn mazes are terrifying. Also, what is the plural of corn maze? How do you think the first one went down? 🌽🚶🏽♂️🚶🏻♀️🌽
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT ALL OF THAT! Wrestling Fred makes an appearance on @thevalleyfolk. Thank you to @leenewton for writing him in and giving him something to do.
#wrestlingmemes #wwe #wrestlinfred
Wrestlin’ Fred stopped by @thevalleyfolk offices to talk about @wwethebigshow being on the 999th episode of #WWE Smackdown. Go watch. He needs this.
@wwe #smackdown1000 #smackdownlive
I have the exact answer and real science to back it up. Also, remember the first year you realized you could bring a pillowcase around with you? That was some hoarding gluttonous type shit. This video is on YouTube.com/mikefalzone right now. #halloween #trickortreat #science
Tag a friend with an old ass name! 🤶🏼🧟♂️🧛♂️👨🏻🌾🕵🏿♀️
@openspacela 📽 @isaacsloftus ⌨️ @thechrisnicolas
I have good news and bad news. The good news is: I think I am now in a very SERIOUS relationship with @pockyusa. The bad news is that there is no bad news and I lied to you about there being bad news. THANK YOU!
Sometimes it’s actually NOT lit.
This was recorded at the last @friendsandfriendsshow by @isaacsloftus and subtitled by @thechrisnicolas. The next one is on Saturday 10/20. Ticket link in bio.